Total Medals Earned: 213 (From 37 different games.) Total Medal Score: 2,445 Points
Medals Earned: 3/7 (35/215 points)
Complete the "Solitaire" mode
Complete "Solitaire" on hardcore
Complete the "Freecell" mode
Complete "Freecell" on hardcore
Complete the "Spider" mode
Complete "Spider" on hardcore
Unlock all achievements!
Medals Earned: 2/9 (10/320 points)
Defeat the first boss
Defeat the second boss
Defeat boss 3
Defeat boss 4
Defeat boss 5
Defeat the final boss
Finish bonus level 1
Finish bonus level 2
Finish bonus level 3 on hard
Medals Earned: 9/9 (200/200 points)
Lose the game
Talk to the cat
Make and give the greatest Philly Cheesesteak
No...
Win a game
Do something...
Shit in the toilet
Avoid shitting yourself in less than 90 seconds (real time)
Get a secret ending...
Medals Earned: 1/7 (5/120 points)
baby medal
amateur
dedicated
damn daniel
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 1/2 (10/35 points)
View all art peices
Medals Earned: 3/3 (25/25 points)
You beat a puzzle and unlocked the art!
You saw the whole story!
Medals Earned: 14/14 (110/110 points)
Start playing.
Complete level 1.
Complete level 2.
Complete level 3.
Complete level 4.
Complete level 5.
Complete level 6.
Complete level 7.
Complete level 8.
Complete level 10.
Complete level 11.
Complete level 12.
Complete level 9.
Find the hidden Golden Astronaut token.
Medals Earned: 4/20 (20/370 points)
Quit a song once started
Play the retro game
Shart first before you do anything else
Play a HS2 Track in the music player
Clear "Are We America Now?" with at least a Mission Accomplished ranking.
Clear "Armchair Activism" with at least a Mission Accomplished ranking.
Clear "People Watching People Watching TV" with at least a Mission Accomplished ranking.
Clear "Recreational Outrage" with at least a Mission Accomplished ranking.
Clear "YouTumour" with at least a Mission Accomplished ranking.
Clear "Because You're from London" with at least a Mission Accomplished ranking.
Clear "Don't Really Matter to Me" with at least a Mission Accomplished ranking.
Clear "Stunning and Brave" with at least a Mission Accomplished ranking.
Clear "Safe Space" with at least a Mission Accomplished ranking.
Clear "Get It Out the Door" with at least a Mission Accomplished ranking.
Play the bonus song
Achieve 1000 Farts in the Retro game in either mode
Play every song in the Retro game
Play all HS2 Tracks in the music player
Achieve Mission Accomplished Status on All Levels
Get Impeached!
Medals Earned: 7/12 (135/180 points)
Free the Leaves!
Find it!
Catch it!
Fish it!
Burn it!
Free it!
Complete the game
Giant Cloud!
Ask 5 questions to the Magic Eyed Ball
controlled answer ;)
Catch an ultra small leaf!
Repeat the memo 10 times
Medals Earned: 5/6 (170/220 points)
Achieve Ending 1
Achieve Ending 2
Achieve Ending 3
Achieve Ending 4
Achieve Ending 5
